Canada's Next Top Model Quotes: What Did Jay Say?

Source: By CHRIS JANCELEWICZ

Posted: 05/19/09 11:43AM

Filed Under: Canada's Next Top Model

During CNTM, there's nothing better than host Jay Manuel's random quotes and theories. Keep on coming to see an episode-by-episode breakdown of the most outrageous (and sometimes confusing) things that he, the contestants, or the other judges have to say.

Episode 8

-- Nikita: "Bitch, I'm the bomb. Tick..tick...tick."

-- Nikita: "Our fat asses can't fit into that dress, but she can."

-- Jay: "The voice that torments you is you."

Episode 7

-- Miss J.: "That's what I like to call the 'Toot-It Pootie.'"

-- Miss J.: "Miss J. hates no-neck monsters."

-- Nikita: "On Cover Girl day, I'm feeling like a bucket of poo."

-- Jay: "She's the mother of all of us, really: Jeanne Beker."

Episode 6

-- Nikita: "I went to 10 go-sees a day in Singapore, but I didn't get a single one cuz I'm a fatass."

-- Nikita: "I don't know how to do this whole 'hail a cab' thing."

-- Linsay: "Some people are born cool. I'm one of them."

Episode 5

-- Jeanne Beker: "Fashion waits for no one. The clock is a-tickin'."

-- Jay on Meaghan: "She's all that and a bag of potato chips." [Do people SAY that?]

-- Nikita: "I say things other people don't say because they don't have the balls to say them. I have balls, so it's alright."

-- Jeanne on Heather: "You look like someone's Palm Beach bubby."

Episode 4

-- Nikita on Rebeccah (while pointing her index fingers at her temples): "She's kind of NOT. ALL. THERE."

-- Jay (to Heather): "You have to fake it to make it."

-- Jay (to Meaghan): "You didn't push through with your face."

Episode 3

-- Nikita: "Good night. Love you long time."

-- Yasmine: "It looks like you're trying to push something out of the wrong part of your body."

-- Ebonie: "Your passport is air."

-- Jay: "Smile with your eyes!" [Paging Tyra Banks...]

Episode 2

-- Jill: "My emotions were bobbing around in my head. Intense."

-- Nikita: "What the f--k is on my head?"

-- Nikita: "I'm going to look retarded in front of the camera."

-- Jay: "I love Twiggy and all, but not even Twiggy can do Twiggy anymore."

Episode 1

-- Nole (to Tara): "You have a little nipple escape there."

-- Nole (to Ebonie): "That's constipation, not passion."

-- Nigel (about Jill): "She's a mess. No doubt about it. She's a mess."

-- Nigel: "Fashion loves a freak."