Canada's Next Top Model Quotes: What Did Jay Say?

Source: By CHRIS JANCELEWICZ

Posted: 05/19/09 11:43AM

Filed Under: Canada's Next Top Model

Meet the judges for cycle 3: Mike Ruiz, Jeanne Beker, Jay Manuel, Yasmin Warsame, and Nole Marin. (CTV)

During CNTM, there's nothing better than host Jay Manuel's random quotes and theories. Keep on coming to see an episode-by-episode breakdown of the most outrageous (and sometimes confusing) things that he, the contestants, or the other judges have to say.

Episode 8

-- Nikita: "Bitch, I'm the bomb. Tick..tick...tick."

-- Nikita: "Our fat asses can't fit into that dress, but she can."

-- Jay: "The voice that torments you is you."

Episode 7

-- Miss J.: "That's what I like to call the 'Toot-It Pootie.'"

-- Miss J.: "Miss J. hates no-neck monsters."

-- Nikita: "On Cover Girl day, I'm feeling like a bucket of poo."

-- Jay: "She's the mother of all of us, really: Jeanne Beker."

Episode 6

-- Nikita: "I went to 10 go-sees a day in Singapore, but I didn't get a single one cuz I'm a fatass."

-- Nikita: "I don't know how to do this whole 'hail a cab' thing."

-- Linsay: "Some people are born cool. I'm one of them."

Episode 5

-- Jeanne Beker: "Fashion waits for no one. The clock is a-tickin'."

-- Jay on Meaghan: "She's all that and a bag of potato chips." [Do people SAY that?]

-- Nikita: "I say things other people don't say because they don't have the balls to say them. I have balls, so it's alright."

-- Jeanne on Heather: "You look like someone's Palm Beach bubby."

Episode 4

-- Nikita on Rebeccah (while pointing her index fingers at her temples): "She's kind of NOT. ALL. THERE."

-- Jay (to Heather): "You have to fake it to make it."

-- Jay (to Meaghan): "You didn't push through with your face."

Episode 3

-- Nikita: "Good night. Love you long time."

-- Yasmine: "It looks like you're trying to push something out of the wrong part of your body."

-- Ebonie: "Your passport is air."

-- Jay: "Smile with your eyes!" [Paging Tyra Banks...]

Episode 2

-- Jill: "My emotions were bobbing around in my head. Intense."

-- Nikita: "What the f--k is on my head?"

-- Nikita: "I'm going to look retarded in front of the camera."

-- Jay: "I love Twiggy and all, but not even Twiggy can do Twiggy anymore."

Episode 1

-- Nole (to Tara): "You have a little nipple escape there."

-- Nole (to Ebonie): "That's constipation, not passion."

-- Nigel (about Jill): "She's a mess. No doubt about it. She's a mess."

-- Nigel: "Fashion loves a freak."

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