Fashion Police: Week of August 24

Holly Madison
It seems as if Holly accidentally wandered off the set of a Tim Burton movie or a Vivienne Westwood runway show. Two ample (and more than likely fake) bosoms emerge from the tangle of twigs and roots. Bizarre, to say the least.

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Candace Cameron
Candace dresses casual perfectly. How does she manage to look exactly the same as she did in her late teens? She's also had three kids. Impressive.

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Danica McKellar
Wonder Years alumnus Danica is now a math scholar, didn't ya know? She invented a frikkin' theorem! So it's OK that she has absolutely zero fashion sense in this velour (?) mismatch. It's like something plucked directly from the Suzy Shier sale rack. Obviously, Danica's got more important things to worry about.

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Rachel McAdams
Whoa, Rachel, that's quite a plunging neckline! And those are some clearly visible shoulderpads. Thank God for tape. It's about time we had a Canadian actress who took a tasteful dare or two with their wardrobe. Sorry Pam.

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Jane Seymour
We're not sure when Jane entered senior territory, but here she is in her retirement home Bingo outfit. Channelling the Pepto a bit early, we think.

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Diane Kruger
This sequined dress would look way better if Diane would just lose the belt. And it's a braided belt, too - which doesn't jibe with the sequins at all. Otherwise, definitely an A.

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Gina Gershon
Has Gina always looked that way? Or has work been done? Regardless, the actress is looking hot hot hot in this carefree dress.

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Julia Stiles
Someone with such fine blonde hair and light features probably shouldn't wear very much white. Against a white background, Julia almost disappears.

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Priscilla Presley
How is it possible that this woman looks exactly like she did in the Naked Gun movies? Impressive work! She's also not a bad dresser. Though her dress is the epitome of gray demure, it still screams class and sophistication.

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Michelle Monaghan
We suppose we should just embrace the return of the 80s silhouette - it's back with a vengeance. Michelle looks rockin' in this tight-fitting dress; even the very-squared shoulders work.

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