Fashion Police: Week of July 27

Cyndi Lauper
Train wreck central! From the out-of-control perm to the sheer bra to the shawl to the sagging boobage, this is a nightmare. We love Cyndi and think her music is great, but even in the 80s this outfit wouldn't make the cut.

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Jewel
Aw, Jewel. The colour looks great on you, so we'll give you an A for effort, but it's just too figure skater.

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Katherine Heigl
The dress belongs at a high school prom. Period.

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Amber Rose
Kanye's former girlfriend seeks attention - that's been made clear. We just wish that people didn't sacrifice dignity and self-respect to get that attention. In no universe would that top fit Amber, but sadly we think that's the point. She should have just shown up to the event in her bra. Cuts right to the chase.

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Deidre Hall
WHOA. Sign the Days of Our Lives star up for the retirement home. With that jacket, she's ready.

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Sienna Miller
At first we thought Sienna looked better than usual, but then we looked closer. Note the shirt is almost see-through, the mom jeans have BUTTON-DOWN ankles, and she's wearing potentially the ugliest shoes ever created. Yet another disaster from this UK import.

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Kim Kardashian
Quick - what's Kim's background? Would you believe she's Armenian, and not 100 white like she'd so want you to think? We feel sorry for people who want to hide their ethnicity. With all that shame aside, she doesn't look that bad, except for that T-shirt shoved underneath the dress.

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L'il Kim
Someone help Kim - she was buried in the sand by some very unforgiving person, and only just made it to the event. She brought shells for everyone!

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Venus Williams
Athletes never really know what to wear. It's a shame that Venus seeks to cover up her incredible arms and super-toned legs with this body-length dashiki. She resembles an African queen coming out to greet her subjects.

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Toni Collette
Those gladiator shoulders with ruffles underneath? Blech! Paired with the leggings and ugly shoes? Blech! Get thee to a stylist, Toni!

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