Quips & Quotes: Week of August 28

Usually smoke weed and watch Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood.
- Transformers sexpot Megan Fox, revealing what she does in her spare time when asked by a British newspaper about how she likes to relax

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Acid. I don't regret doing it, but. I sure as f--- wouldn't do it now. I'm way too neurotic. I'd be, like, sitting in the corner sucking my thumb for nine hours.
- Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong, to Maxim magazine, on what drug he will never do again

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I find it rude when people ask me why I never 'fixed' the gap in my teeth.
- True Blood star Anna Paquin tells Us Weekly

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Every time I see her I want to go over and talk to her, but it's like she's going to be like, 'You're that girl that tried to say you're gay everywhere,' and I'm like, 'No, I promise - get to know me. We'd be perfect together.
- Aubrey O'Day on her interest in Samantha Ronson

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This is a really narrow and winding street and I'm amazed there has not been a more serious accident. I've got nothing personal against her but she needs to find a home in a gated community with security at the main gate because all the residents are fed-up with the situation.
- One of Lindsay Lohan's neighbours speaks about the general sentiment of the community

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You don't have to get it from embryos. You can get it from your own fat.
- George Hamilton on the stem cell injections he receives on his overly youthful face

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We were in therapy, but he never stopped talking to [LeAnn Rimes], so how could that have worked?
- Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife, Brandi Glanville, on their futile effort to save the marriage

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I wish I had a 9 to 5 job instead of the nightmare I'm living. This is 24/7. I don't even want to do taping for the show anymore. I have two houses and eight children to take care of and I need to work.
- Jon Gosselin laments to reporters

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I had never had to say I was different. My mom started asking me when I was 12, 'Is there anything you want to tell me?". I then told her I was bisexual. And she said, "You're so trendy, but you are not bisexual, you are gay.' She cut to the chase. What can I say?
- Michael Kors on "coming out", to Vanity Fair

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No no no its sooo not true looks like ill have to pee on the preggie stick to prove this
- Katie Price denies she's pregnant on Twitter

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