Quips & Quotes: Week of September 4

He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.
- Kim Mathers about her ex-husband Eminem, to a UK radio show

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I never fell out of love with her. That just wouldn't go away.
- Chris Brown admits he still 'loves' Rihanna

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Hearing about crazy rumours that I'm engaged. Well, I'm not. The 'RING' is my high school class ring. It's 10k gold, and has zero diamonds. Ha!
- Tyra Banks denies engagement rumours after being spotted with a big ring on her ring finger

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I'm an addict. The thing that people don't get is that there isn't some f---ing magical pill you can take to stop you being that addict.
- Kelly Osbourne tells the new issue of Heat magazine

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Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win.
- Megan Fox explains why women are the superior sex

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I had to stand on my principle. I'm going to miss the experience of watching young talent evolve into a place where they get to take off and soar. I stand on principle where many people stand on money. I'm a hard-working artist. I've lasted in this business for 23 years. And you can't do that unless you are good at what you do.
- Paula Abdul tells TV Guide

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The day I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I'm less adamant about not having it done. For now I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than trying desperately to look 30.
- says Demi Moore to the French Marie Claire

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They would definitely have preferred my husband marry someone more exotic looking. I was not given a fair shot. People passed judgment without getting to know me. How can you get the entire concept of who I am from a blog?
- Tameka Foster-Raymond, Usher's ex, talks about the public's perception of her

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Rape is a subject very close to my own heart. I was raped when I was younger, more than once. Needless to say, I'd never be associated with anything or anyone so sick.
- Katie Price responds to information regarding her ex filming a rape scene

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It feels like I'm graduating. I'm taking the next step and growing up and maturing and moving on in my life.
- Audrina Partridge, on leaving 'The Hills'

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