Tyra-Isms: Straight From the Model's Mouth
Cycle 11
Source: By CHRIS JANCELEWICZ
Posted: 09/03/08 11:30PM
Filed Under: Top Model
During ANTM, there's nothing better than host Tyra Banks' random quotes and theories. Keep on coming to see an episode-by-episode breakdown of the most outrageous (and sometimes confusing) things that she, the contestants, or the other judges have to say.
Episode 11
-- Samantha: "I wanna be in Wal-Mart."
-- Tyra (on Analeigh): "She learned how to conquer her face."
-- Tyra (on McKey): "Sometimes you're too naughty-crazy."
--Tyra (on McKey): "She's got that 'Lurch' factor."
Miss J.: "You raaaaaaaaang?"
-- Tyra (on Samantha's photo): "It's like modelling 201...possibly."
Episode 10
-- Analeigh: "Boom. Professional."
-- Jay Manuel (on Marjorie's shoot): "You look like you're high or drunk."
-- Tyra (on Marjorie): "It's a je ne sais quoi with her."
-- Tyra (on Marjorie): "Now she's like aahhhhhhhhhhhh."
Episode 9
-- Elina: "Tattoos are the best way to express myself."
-- Tyra (to Elina): "You look like the bad version of Angelina Jolie in Mr. and Mrs. Smith."
-- Tyra: "That's catalogue, chile!"
Episode 8
-- Samantha (on Amsterdam): "There's all this water everywhere."
-- McKey: "They're having a shaving, va-jay-jay party in there."
-- Jay Manuel: "The reason Amsterdam is so popular is because of its shipping industry." (He wasn't joking. At all.)
-- Tyra: "Just because it's label, don't mean it's good."
Episode 7
-- Aswirl Twins: "Modelling is about simplicity."
-- Marjorie: "I'm not the kind of person who ever feels sexy."
-- Tyra (to Joslyn, after she pukes four times and is tricked into believing she's not being eliminated): "I want you to go home and raise your self-esteem."
Episode 6
-- Sheena on Lauren Brie: "Her personality matches her hair. She's translucent."
-- Tyra to Sheena: "I think your signature pose is more of a cultural dance."
-- Tyra to Lauren Brie: "You don't play up the 'ugly' enough."
-- Tyra on Marjorie: "J'adore how she is making a pee-pee."
Episode 5
-- Samantha (about Marjorie): "You've got to come out of your shell. This is America, not France."
-- Marjorie: "I think I have a mild form of realism."
-- Tyra (on Elina): "This is the definition of ugly-pretty."
-- Tyra (to Clark): "You gotta get outta that pretty thing ... you gotta push and commit all the way. All the all the all the way. We don't want these fluke gorgeous pictures, we want gorgeous photos all the time."
Episode 4
-- Jeremy Scott (to Samantha): "I don't know if you saw a pole at the end of the runway."
-- Tyra: "Now let's see if she is going to hizzle...for shizzle."
-- Paulina: "This is the headless horseman drowning in a pool of her own blood."
-- Jeremy Scott (on Samantha): "Her walk is a mix of a truck driver and a stripper."
Episode 3
-- Tyra: "My booty started coming and my breasts started coming."
-- Tyra: "That pizza changed my career."
-- Hair dresser to Brittany about her hair: "That's soft. Like my horse."
-- Elina: "I've never loved my mom."
-- Russell James to Hannah: "Don't go with the psycho eyes."
Episode 2
-- Hannah: "I don't know why the girls in this house are so sexual."
-- Hannah: "I'm sorry that you think I'm racist and prejudiced, but I need to go to bed now, and thanks for critiquing me."
-- Miss J. (on Sheena): "You look like Victoria Secretions."
-- Paulina: (on Nikeysha): "You look like a paper bag with pipe cleaners coming out of it."
Episode 1
-- Tyra: "I'm looking for girls who are bankable. Can you make money?"
-- Sheena (Korean/Japanese contestant): "You'd better get ready for some Yellow fever!"
-- Jay Manuel (on McKey's mouth): "People are paying big money for those lips."
-- Isis (on disguising her 'parts'): "It's the magic of tape."
-- Tyra: "Pretty pretty is ugly ugly."
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