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Drew Barrymore
Now known as 'The Bee Dress', first-time director Drew shocked and appalled on the red carpet with this number. She even dyed her hair in her bathroom sink to match the dress. At least she had some fun with it, but eeeek.

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Penelope Cruz
Ever the smash-hit on the red carpet, Penelope wowed with this light blue over-the-shoulder dress. It's a wonderful colour for her skin tone, and the daring length is a tasteful bit of naughty.

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Natalie Portman
Natalie pages Carmen Miranda with this Technicolour frock. Even the earrings!

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Sissy Spacek
If you look up 'classy' or 'demure' in the dictionary, you just may find Sissy. Other mature actresses should take a lesson from her: this is how you dress and remain respectable.

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Demi Moore
Now onto another older actress who certainly DOESN'T look older at all (with no plastic surgery, thank you very much!). The colour is spectacular on Demi, and the cut is very flattering. It literally de-ages her by about 20 years.

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Jennifer Garner
Normally, Jen bores us to tears with her red carpet selections. This time, we really enjoy this colour green on her. Though the wedding-cake tiers are a bit strange, it still looks very fresh.

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Megan Fox
The hottest thing on two legs right now, Megan cleaned up real nice for the premiere of her new movie. She looks as if she was dropped into this dress, and seems semi-uncomfortable. We're really not into the jagged lace at the top, and can't stand the giant ruffle.

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Tilda Swinton
Ever the queen/king of androgyny, Tilda just can't look bad. Weird, sure, but not bad. If only we could carry ourselves with the same confidence and sexiness. Her blouse may stretch down, and she has several mismatched buttons on her blazer, but she doesn't care! And that's the sexy part.

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Grace Park
Train wreck. We love Grace, but this outfit is beyond trashy, and really f-in ugly.

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Robin Wright
WOW. The woman is 43 but looks in her 20s. Anyone else wearing this skin-tight leather outfit more than likely wouldn't pull it off. Suddenly we feel really bad for Sean Penn.

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Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen
The infamous twins emerged on the red carpet looking semi-normal, except for the strange ears (we're not sure if those are on the wall, or on their heads). Other than the scraggly hair, the duo seems to be growing up. Love the coat on Ashley (left).

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Rumer Willis, Demi Moore
Mother and daughter showed up for Rumer's big premiere of 'Sorority Row'. They both look fabulous, almost like sisters. We're not sure if we love or hate Rumer's jacket - the structure is nice, but there could stand to be something underneath.

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Jennie Garth
The '90210' starlet pretty much looks exactly the same as she did in the early 90s! How does that happen? She also picked a very flattering colour on her paler-than-pale skin.

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Lori Loughlin
And here comes Lori, ALSO looking exactly like she did in the 90s! OK, we've had it. Whatever these women have access to, we want it too.

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Tatyana Ali
Oh, Tatyana. Sometimes graphic prints work, and other times they don't. In this case, your dress looks like a broken TV set - and we can't kick you to make it all better.

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Portia de Rossi, Ellen DeGeneres
SO cute. Hottest couple on the red carpet so far this year.

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Adam Sandler
Ugh. We get it. Adam doesn't care. But dude, do you think you could at least wear some pants?

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Olivia Wilde
Olivia picked the perfect colour outfit for her eyes. They stand out like a cat caught in car headlights. Rawr!

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Holly Madison
It seems as if Holly accidentally wandered off the set of a Tim Burton movie or a Vivienne Westwood runway show. Two ample (and more than likely fake) bosoms emerge from the tangle of twigs and roots. Bizarre, to say the least.

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Candace Cameron
Candace dresses casual perfectly. How does she manage to look exactly the same as she did in her late teens? She's also had three kids. Impressive.

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Danica McKellar
Wonder Years alumnus Danica is now a math scholar, didn't ya know? She invented a frikkin' theorem! So it's OK that she has absolutely zero fashion sense in this velour (?) mismatch. It's like something plucked directly from the Suzy Shier sale rack. Obviously, Danica's got more important things to worry about.

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Rachel McAdams
Whoa, Rachel, that's quite a plunging neckline! And those are some clearly visible shoulderpads. Thank God for tape. It's about time we had a Canadian actress who took a tasteful dare or two with their wardrobe. Sorry Pam.

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Jane Seymour
We're not sure when Jane entered senior territory, but here she is in her retirement home Bingo outfit. Channelling the Pepto a bit early, we think.

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Diane Kruger
This sequined dress would look way better if Diane would just lose the belt. And it's a braided belt, too - which doesn't jibe with the sequins at all. Otherwise, definitely an A.

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Gina Gershon
Has Gina always looked that way? Or has work been done? Regardless, the actress is looking hot hot hot in this carefree dress.

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Julia Stiles
Someone with such fine blonde hair and light features probably shouldn't wear very much white. Against a white background, Julia almost disappears.

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Priscilla Presley
How is it possible that this woman looks exactly like she did in the Naked Gun movies? Impressive work! She's also not a bad dresser. Though her dress is the epitome of gray demure, it still screams class and sophistication.

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Michelle Monaghan
We suppose we should just embrace the return of the 80s silhouette - it's back with a vengeance. Michelle looks rockin' in this tight-fitting dress; even the very-squared shoulders work.

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Holly Madison
It seems as if Holly accidentally wandered off the set of a Tim Burton movie or a Vivienne Westwood runway show. Two ample (and more than likely fake) bosoms emerge from the tangle of twigs and roots. Bizarre, to say the least.

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Candace Cameron
Candace dresses casual perfectly. How does she manage to look exactly the same as she did in her late teens? She's also had three kids. Impressive.

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Danica McKellar
Wonder Years alumnus Danica is now a math scholar, didn't ya know? She invented a frikkin' theorem! So it's OK that she has absolutely zero fashion sense in this velour (?) mismatch. It's like something plucked directly from the Suzy Shier sale rack. Obviously, Danica's got more important things to worry about.

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Rachel McAdams
Whoa, Rachel, that's quite a plunging neckline! And those are some clearly visible shoulderpads. Thank God for tape. It's about time we had a Canadian actress who took a tasteful dare or two with their wardrobe. Sorry Pam.

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Jane Seymour
We're not sure when Jane entered senior territory, but here she is in her retirement home Bingo outfit. Channelling the Pepto a bit early, we think.

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Diane Kruger
This sequined dress would look way better if Diane would just lose the belt. And it's a braided belt, too - which doesn't jibe with the sequins at all. Otherwise, definitely an A.

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Gina Gershon
Has Gina always looked that way? Or has work been done? Regardless, the actress is looking hot hot hot in this carefree dress.

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Julia Stiles
Someone with such fine blonde hair and light features probably shouldn't wear very much white. Against a white background, Julia almost disappears.

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Priscilla Presley
How is it possible that this woman looks exactly like she did in the Naked Gun movies? Impressive work! She's also not a bad dresser. Though her dress is the epitome of gray demure, it still screams class and sophistication.

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Michelle Monaghan
We suppose we should just embrace the return of the 80s silhouette - it's back with a vengeance. Michelle looks rockin' in this tight-fitting dress; even the very-squared shoulders work.

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Mischa Barton
Fresh off an involuntary psychiatric hold, Mischa heads out on the town in a modified strait jacket. The irony is lost in this hideous outfit - which is wrong for so many reasons. On the upside, her hair looks great, and there's something 'fresher' about her.

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Bai Ling
After a seemingly tasteful turn last week, Bai returns to her old self in a kimono bib and a barely-there skirt. Guess she can't go too long without surrendering to her own schtick.

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Ali Lohan
The 40-year-old 16-year-old makes her appearance again, this time as a rainbow Popsicle.

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Barbara Walters
We realize it's a picnic-y type event that Barbara's attending, and the outfit's not bad for someone her age. It's just the hat. Please lose the hat. We're mesmerized by its ugliness.

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Scarlett Johansson
It's a very rare occasion that Scarlett looks like a pioneer/schoolmarm. The colour isn't bad on her, but then the whole bright red lipstick clashing with the pinkness just makes it all wrong.

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Pamela Anderson
How old does Pam have to get before she stops wearing T-shirts as dresses? It's getting tacky.

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Diane Kruger
Talk about matchstick, girl! Someone needs to get her a burger. All the folds of this beautiful gown really add to the emaciated effect. Hmm...maybe that's the goal.

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Gayle King
You know what they say about horizontal stripes - they're supposed to thin you out. Unfortunately for Gayle the one stripe just makes her look like a country road.

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Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos
While housewives everywhere seethe with jealousy, we bask in the glory of genetics. These two could look good in potato sacks.

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Cate Blanchett
Cate looks great in red, there's no denying it. But this particular dress seems to have been made for someone else - it hangs off of her like a housecoat.

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Mischa Barton
Fresh off an involuntary psychiatric hold, Mischa heads out on the town in a modified strait jacket. The irony is lost in this hideous outfit - which is wrong for so many reasons. On the upside, her hair looks great, and there's something 'fresher' about her.

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Bai Ling
After a seemingly tasteful turn last week, Bai returns to her old self in a kimono bib and a barely-there skirt. Guess she can't go too long without surrendering to her own schtick.

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Ali Lohan
The 40-year-old 16-year-old makes her appearance again, this time as a rainbow Popsicle.

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Barbara Walters
We realize it's a picnic-y type event that Barbara's attending, and the outfit's not bad for someone her age. It's just the hat. Please lose the hat. We're mesmerized by its ugliness.

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Scarlett Johansson
It's a very rare occasion that Scarlett looks like a pioneer/schoolmarm. The colour isn't bad on her, but then the whole bright red lipstick clashing with the pinkness just makes it all wrong.

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Pamela Anderson
How old does Pam have to get before she stops wearing T-shirts as dresses? It's getting tacky.

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Diane Kruger
Talk about matchstick, girl! Someone needs to get her a burger. All the folds of this beautiful gown really add to the emaciated effect. Hmm...maybe that's the goal.

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Gayle King
You know what they say about horizontal stripes - they're supposed to thin you out. Unfortunately for Gayle the one stripe just makes her look like a country road.

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Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos
While housewives everywhere seethe with jealousy, we bask in the glory of genetics. These two could look good in potato sacks.

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Cate Blanchett
Cate looks great in red, there's no denying it. But this particular dress seems to have been made for someone else - it hangs off of her like a housecoat.

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