He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.
- Kim Mathers about her ex-husband Eminem, to a UK radio show

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I never fell out of love with her. That just wouldn't go away.
- Chris Brown admits he still 'loves' Rihanna

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Hearing about crazy rumours that I'm engaged. Well, I'm not. The 'RING' is my high school class ring. It's 10k gold, and has zero diamonds. Ha!
- Tyra Banks denies engagement rumours after being spotted with a big ring on her ring finger

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I'm an addict. The thing that people don't get is that there isn't some f---ing magical pill you can take to stop you being that addict.
- Kelly Osbourne tells the new issue of Heat magazine

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Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win.
- Megan Fox explains why women are the superior sex

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I had to stand on my principle. I'm going to miss the experience of watching young talent evolve into a place where they get to take off and soar. I stand on principle where many people stand on money. I'm a hard-working artist. I've lasted in this business for 23 years. And you can't do that unless you are good at what you do.
- Paula Abdul tells TV Guide

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The day I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I'm less adamant about not having it done. For now I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than trying desperately to look 30.
- says Demi Moore to the French Marie Claire

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They would definitely have preferred my husband marry someone more exotic looking. I was not given a fair shot. People passed judgment without getting to know me. How can you get the entire concept of who I am from a blog?
- Tameka Foster-Raymond, Usher's ex, talks about the public's perception of her

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Rape is a subject very close to my own heart. I was raped when I was younger, more than once. Needless to say, I'd never be associated with anything or anyone so sick.
- Katie Price responds to information regarding her ex filming a rape scene

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It feels like I'm graduating. I'm taking the next step and growing up and maturing and moving on in my life.
- Audrina Partridge, on leaving 'The Hills'

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Usually smoke weed and watch Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood.
- Transformers sexpot Megan Fox, revealing what she does in her spare time when asked by a British newspaper about how she likes to relax

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Acid. I don't regret doing it, but. I sure as f--- wouldn't do it now. I'm way too neurotic. I'd be, like, sitting in the corner sucking my thumb for nine hours.
- Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong, to Maxim magazine, on what drug he will never do again

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I find it rude when people ask me why I never 'fixed' the gap in my teeth.
- True Blood star Anna Paquin tells Us Weekly

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Every time I see her I want to go over and talk to her, but it's like she's going to be like, 'You're that girl that tried to say you're gay everywhere,' and I'm like, 'No, I promise - get to know me. We'd be perfect together.
- Aubrey O'Day on her interest in Samantha Ronson

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This is a really narrow and winding street and I'm amazed there has not been a more serious accident. I've got nothing personal against her but she needs to find a home in a gated community with security at the main gate because all the residents are fed-up with the situation.
- One of Lindsay Lohan's neighbours speaks about the general sentiment of the community

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You don't have to get it from embryos. You can get it from your own fat.
- George Hamilton on the stem cell injections he receives on his overly youthful face

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We were in therapy, but he never stopped talking to [LeAnn Rimes], so how could that have worked?
- Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife, Brandi Glanville, on their futile effort to save the marriage

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I wish I had a 9 to 5 job instead of the nightmare I'm living. This is 24/7. I don't even want to do taping for the show anymore. I have two houses and eight children to take care of and I need to work.
- Jon Gosselin laments to reporters

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I had never had to say I was different. My mom started asking me when I was 12, 'Is there anything you want to tell me?". I then told her I was bisexual. And she said, "You're so trendy, but you are not bisexual, you are gay.' She cut to the chase. What can I say?
- Michael Kors on "coming out", to Vanity Fair

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No no no its sooo not true looks like ill have to pee on the preggie stick to prove this
- Katie Price denies she's pregnant on Twitter

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I think it was fortuitous that he died. He was supposed to be doing 50 concerts in London. It wouldn't have mattered how good or bad he was. He wouldn't have managed to do all of them and the press would have destroyed him. He was a freak. He looked like a character from Shrek. He was a black to white minstrel. He was crucified by that court case when he was accused of child molestation – that killed him. He personified the pain and anxiety of a black man in a slave country. We all watched as he changed from black to white. He was living performance art.
-British actor Rupert Everett puts his foot in it when commenting on Michael Jackson's death

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There is always work, there is always compromise, and stupid moments: 'Really? You can't put your Coke can in the trash? Really?' That will always exist, but I think the most important thing we've learned in the last year and a half, that I've become more aware of and grateful for, is that this person is always on my side.
-Katherine Heigl to People on her sometimes rocky relationship with husband Josh Kelley

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I get very dark moods for no reason. Nothing in particular brings it on. You can be having the best time of your life and yet you're utterly and totally miserable. I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people. I don't have time for them. I can't make phone calls and stuff. I just sit on my own for days.
-Simon Cowell tells UK's Now magazine

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Jared is my best friend for many reason. I've allowed him to see who I truly am and he still loves me. I don't feel like I have any defensive walls built up around me.
-Newly engaged Ivanka Trump iabout her soon-to-be husband, Jared Kushner, in an interview with New York magazine.

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Before I continue the show I want to take a moment to acknowledge and pay tribute to two people who lost their lives today. I don't know if you've heard. Two men building my show in Marseille where we're going next - the crane fell and we don't know why. I hate to be associated with suffering. I want to pay tribute to their families. Let's take a moment to appreciate our family, loved ones, friends around us.
-During her concert in Udine, Italy, Madonna took a moment to address the accident during her stage set up in Marseille, which claimed two lives

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I was at a Madonna concert. I was jamming, and I was taller.
-Kelly Ripa tells OK magazine about the last dream she had

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They're not going to pay for themselves.
-Lauren Conrad in the August issue of Harper's Bazaar on why Heidi Montag showed off her surgically-enhanced chest in the September issue of Playboy

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I dont get the press's perception of her as a desperate woman. Shes been with every hot guy from Brad Pitt to John Mayer. She's not tragic, She's amazing.
-Kathy Griffin on Jennifer Aniston, to People

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When someone is that much younger, you're looking for different things in relationships. Maybe when she's older and we've both matured, we'll be looking for the same thing and it can work out.
-Trace Cyrus, Miley's brother, tells People why he and Demi Lovato broke up

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I take great pride in me being able to exercise self-control, and what I did was inexcusable. I am very saddened and very ashamed of what I have done. My mother and my spiritual teachers have taught me way better than that.
-Chris Brown apologizes in an online video for his assault on ex-girlfriend Rihanna

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